Wednesday, January 7, 2015

A new year. a new blog.happy everything and merry always.

My new nonsense blog. My old blog has been taken down. I had a complaint. Not factual and misleading.

Okay, so this new blog, which by the way I have had great fun designing and thinking about is going to be pure unbridled nonsense interwoven with some real bull shit. The story's will be the same, the characters the same, only now we are in fiction land.
No intellectual bollix, no accurate historical facts. just for fun and amusement, no clever stuff , no advice.

Happy new year. Did you have one!? we most certainly did. We both regretted it in the morning. Monza the dog just made the most of our inebriation and claimed lots of food a German Shepherd should never eat.
 I have peppered this new blog with photos of dolls.....This is my fave Elizabeth Taylor as Cleopatra, who has fallen for Duce Gorgon from Monster High.
So new year. New blog. My last one was turning into a poor little me no money winge. Well for what it is worth I still have no money. But....BUT...does anybody!?
This new year's eve I made sure we did it right. By the way here I am writing this whilst cooking a sausage casserole. That is what I am supposed to be doing. .
..we went out on the van today. We were up at 6.30 having gone to bed at 8pm. I missed the crime at nine to do this. at 6.30 the alarm went off...stupid me thought RIGHT! UP AND AT 'EM...Nope.....all buggered. husband got it wrong. we did not need to be anywhere until 10am.



 This put me in a vicious mood. so when we arrived at a really filthy house......the kinda place even Kim and Aggie would have said no to....I was not at all happy.
This was not at all the plan when we did the new year ritual......of a dark haired man coming into the house after midnight caring a piece of coal, some bread, a silver coin and some salt.
I put all of this into a carrier bag earlier. we opened a bottle of Fizz. we drank the lot. Husband was put out at five minutes to the midnight hour . he went with Monza the big dog......By ten minutes past he was not back.....they went and joined the firework party next door the buggers.
I opened the door to let the old year out....hoping the new one would be in ....he stopped out for another drinky too.



1 comment:

polkadothill said...

hahhaaha!!! love the new blog!!!! new year fizz, we all needed it!!!!!!!!

An old one. Let's go Barbie!

aThe breakers yard,,,,,Lets go Barbie!........ A girly place to go!? ......well yes on this day     It turned out very well.  ...